Brown Cow

Brown as in shitty. As in bad. As in just about every possible negative aspect as it relates to the on-air rantings of Erich "Mancow" Muller.

Of course, the only thing that isn't brown about this douchebag is the color of his skin. And that fact offers great comedic material for the "shock jock" when he shows up on equally worthless morning programs such as Fox & Friends. This morning the Cow decided to announce he was organizing a big rally in Chicago for "illegal murder" and "illegal car thievery." Isn't that just the most hilarious bit you've ever heard? And Steve Doocy's observation about the opportunity to "round them up" is equally funny and insightful!

The "King of Free Media" isn't just a poor man's Howard Stern, but a stupid, racist one's as well. Devoted fans of his will argue that he's hugely successful and that completely invalidates my feelings, but just as with Jay Leno, that doesn't make him talented.

Am I to assume Muller supports "legal" murder—or would that just lead to other comments of his embodying his typically idiotic views? I know Mancow sells himself as big defender of the First Amendment, and I'll second him on that. We need to protect his right to freely speak his feeble mind in order to gauge just where the bottom of the barrel really is.

UPDATE: I may have spoken too soon. Jay Leno is adored (at least as evidenced by the pitctures adorning the walls) at Mr. Beef (666 N. Orleans—about 2 blocks south of Chicago stop on Brown/Purple line)—producers of a terriffic Turkey sub. Good taste ... nearly all-around.