Random Pervert's A Series of Shameless Links

I trust you saw the big news on Monday.

Now, you won't hear me contesting this "sexiest woman" title being bestowed upon Scarlett Johansson. Yeah, she's a knockout. Okay, fair enough.

And the rest of the top ten list was pretty much to be expected: Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Keira Knightley, Halle Berry—all perfectly understandable.

But then we've got Jenny McCarthy? Carmen Electra? How many of these FHM readers are still jerking off to Playboys that are years old? Oh, wait—I forgot that magazine is still thinking rather highly of those ladies, too. I guess that strikes me as being a little funny because how long ago did "Singled Out" go off the air? A decade ago? And what has either Jenny, Carmen, or anybody else from that show done notably since? So there's that—and had I voted, chicks with implants are immediately disqualified on principle.

Now if I had voted, then there would have been better representation for Salma Hayek, Maggie Gyllenhaal (you know, the one who got the talent in the family), Sarah Michelle Gellar, Lara Logan, Liz Marlantes, Eliza Dushku, Eva Longoria, Aisha Tyler, Kate Beckinsale, Tyra Banks, the Page 73 Girl, and of course [look to that little list of links along the right side there and you surely won't be surprised] Stacy Keibler (not necessarily in that order). And, I'm sure, a whole slew of others I'm forgetting.

So as you can clearly see, I take the news very seriously.

UPDATE: Addition #1: Nelly Furtado.

UPDATE: Addition #2: Screw the link—let's get to business. Alyssa Milano is way hot—and pretty smart too, apparently. Her support for net neutrality is admirable because my guess is that with Congress' decision to go ahead and essentially privatize the Internet and not enough vocal opposition to such a profane concept—it's good to know somebody (again, hot too) is paying attention.