Italy, Schmitaly

You'd think more people would be itching to bar-hop with Bode Miller, but apparently there's still more than 300,000 tickets available for the Winter Olympics in Turin. Whose knee needs to be whacked to get a little attention around this place?

UPDATE: Apparently, that number increased to 400,000. My initial assumption is that 100,000 people just realized attending some of these events would suck and asked for a refund, but it's probably far more likely that Yahoo! is just deciding to personally fuck with me.