Showing posts with label NHL 2009. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NHL 2009. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Final Thoughts on 2008-09 NHL Season

Here's the final numbers I had when comparing my picks this year to the guys from ESPN and Yahoo!:

Scott Burnside, ESPN: 13-2 (5)
YOURS TRULY: 12-3 (6)
Sean Leahy, Puck Daddy: 12-3 (2)
Barry Melrose, ESPN: 12-3 (1)
Matthew Barnaby, ESPN: 11-4 (4)
Matt Romig, Yahoo!: 11-4 (2)
Pierre LeBrun, ESPN: 11-4 (2)
E.J. Hradek, ESPN: 11-4 (1)
John Buccigross, ESPN: 11-4 (1)
Jim Fox, Yahoo!: 10-5 (0)
Greg Wyshynski, Puck Daddy: 9-6 (2)
Ross McKeon, Yahoo!: 9-6 (2)

Puck Daddy has a terrific recap of this year's Stanley Cup playoffs (although I'm a little irked they didn't mention that Huet save from Game Seven), and I just don't think the NHL could have asked for a better finale. Friday night's conclusion to the season was widely dismissed by most pundits as presumably being yet another Detroit victory, seeing as the deciding seventh game was at the Joe and all. And since the home team had won all six of the previous games, the logic was certainly sound. But rather than being a game in which the championship veterans outlasted and outsmarted the younger returning runners-up from the previous season, the kids went at the old men, put two goals on the board (you know, conspiracy), and held off numerous desperate Detroit attempts to score right down to the final buzzer.

As a hockey fan, you really couldn't ask for more. Maybe overtime.

But this was my first true year of beginning-to-end following of hockey, and I picked the right year to do that. The hometown Blackhawks gave me a compelling reason to cheer for months on end. And considering that my most realistic demand of the team was just to win an opening round series of the playoffs, they went and got all the way to the conference finals. And while their five-game ouster at the hands of the Red Wings was somewhat expected, the memory of pains suffered by the Chicago Bulls at the hands of the Detroit Pistons led to something of a dynasty.

I don't want to get too far ahead of myself because the Hawks will have a number of issues to deal with during the off-season. And while it would indeed have been sweet for this storybook season to end with them hoisting the Cup, I can deal with this being a part of watching these players mature before our very eyes.

My pre-season predictions next season will certainly be a bit more expansive, and while my pick of the Dallas Stars to win the Stanley Cup wasn't even close, the Penguins actually ended up coming out on top instead of second for a second year, as I had predicted. And as has been said, the fact that arguably the game's premier player won a championship with such a young team can only help attract people to the game.

Of course, they keep saying that every couple of years. But I'm no longer really concerned with how or when hockey will ever leapfrog one of the other three major sports in the country. On a strictly local level, the rebirth of the Chicago Blackhawks has created a delectably euphoric buzz that seemed pass through many of the places I went throughout this season.

I can already hardly wait for them to drop the puck on next year.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

2009 Stanley Cup Finals

I suppose if we were using the 5-hole.com scoring system, I'd have an argument but alas, the gamble in the last round didn't pay off and the charming post-season tale of the Carolina Hurricanes ended in a dreadfully humiliating sweep at the hands of the heavily favored Pens. So, not much change in our standings between me and the boys from ESPN and Yahoo!:

So, we've come to one final series and from the picks I've seen so far, it's a pretty good split between those predicting a repeat in Motown and those believing the city of Pittsburgh is about to bring home its second sporting crown of the year. As for me:

Pittsburgh Penguins over Detroit Red Wings in six games

Picking with my heart, perhaps—not that my head is totally sold on Detroit, either. The Wings had three overtime games with the Hawks in that five-game series, so they didn't exactly waltz into the Finals with the authoritative tone the Penguins set. And if Pittsburgh's late-season turnaround wasn't convincing enough, their most recent games most certainly should be: They've won eight of their last nine games and allowed only one power-play goal in the conference finals. Considering that the Red Wings' age has been showing with numerous injuries and the team is a little more concerned about this back-to-back deal than you'd like to hear a conference champion admit, it's just too hard for me to believe that it's not the Pens drinking from Lord Stanley's Cup when all is said and done.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Conference Finals of the Stanley Cup Playoffs

A pretty damn fine NHL post-season so far, I'd have to say, and there's not much reason to believe these two remaining series and the Stanley Cup Finals won't be a fittingly exciting finish to the season. The fact that the Blackhawks are in the final four teams just solidifies my belief that this is going to be one hell of a summer.

Again, even considering the longer list of experts used over at 5-hole.com, look who's on top after two rounds of my picks compared to the boys from ESPN and Yahoo!:


Now, I know what you're thinking and, yes, I don't know why Yahoo! uses Jim Fox for their main scorecard on the playoff pages either. My resume will be sent to the website sometime next week, perhaps.

I wanted to put off making these picks a little longer, mostly because I could see any one of these remaining teams drinking from Lord Stanley's Cup. Alas, the time is here and hopefully this explains how torn I was for each series:

Detroit Red Wings over Chicago Blackhawks in seven games

WHY I THINK CHICAGO COULD WIN: Besides my obvious fandom, there's reason to believe that the Hawks continue to thrive in their role as the young, overachieving underdogs. I still don't know whether the team's seven goals in the clinching victory over Vancouver was more indicative of their firepower or if perhaps I and many others were guilty of hyping Roberto Luongo to be a little bit better than he truly is. But I guess I'm leaning more towards the former than the latter, and if the Hawks can play clean and get Detroit to spend more time in the penalty box, then Chicago's got a fighting chance. Their Power Play performance in the first two rounds should frighten fans in "Hockeytown," and you do have to begin to wonder about basic stamina when the league's youngest team is playing the oldest.

WHY I THINK DETROIT WILL WIN: Even though they're the No. 2 seed in the West, the Wings are still the defending champs and were expected by many to repeat this year. While Anaheim certainly pushed Detroit to the max, the Red Wings still responded like they always do and got the job done. And that's even more remarkable from my perspective, seeing as I had thought the controversial ending to Game Three (ESPN's Michael Wilbon said on PTI that he considered the non-goal to perhaps be one of the five all-time biggest "screw jobs") could very well be the sort of thing that a team doesn't get over. But here are the Red Wings for the third year in a row in the conference finals. And if their age hurts how they hold up, their experience is going to allow them to capitalize on those Chicago mistakes that have made me wince all season: Hawks forwards trying to make moves to escape tight situations and ultimately turning the puck over, usually leading to a two-on-one that goes the other way. And while Khabibulin is still preferrable to Osgood, it's a fairly safe assumption that either goalie is going to give up about three goals a game. But I, like many others, have questioned Osgood for quite some time now and the guy seemingly always has a way of finding a way to win.

Carolina Hurricanes over Pittsburgh Penguins in seven games

WHY I THINK PITTSBURGH COULD WIN: This was the team I saw getting back to the Finals at the beginning of the season, and while they certainly took their time regaining their form, well ... boy, they sure found it. Offensively, they're every bit as intimidating—if not more—as last season's bunch.

WHY I THINK CAROLINA WILL WIN: Bottom line here, I guess, is I believe Cam Ward is the best goalie remaining in the playoffs. When the Canes sent their Game Seven against Boston into overtime, I just knew the Bruins were toast. Indeed, this has been a sort of storybook post-season for a sixth-seeded Carolina squad that has played very well at both ends of the ice. It has long been said that it's better to be lucky than good, and right now I believe that Lady Luck has been spending an awful lot of time with the team from Raleigh. I suppose their time together could be due to expire at any moment, but considering that this should be a pretty open, fast-moving series with both teams on the attack, the result will likely come down to goaltending. Ward has the most minutes, the highest save percentage and the most saves of any of the four remaining starting goaltenders. And his two shutouts in the playoffs are more than what Fleury, Osgood and Khabibulin have combined.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Round Two of the Stanley Cup Playoffs

I'm already anxious about the conference semifinals beginning tonight for my beloved Blackhawks (this post-season, so far, has been a real, real joy to watch, follow and be a part of ... and that was just the first opponent!), and my opening round picks were just as good as any of the experts over at ESPN or Yahoo!, if not better.

Of course, Barry Melrose was the one guy I saw who had the stones to pick the Ducks to knock off the Sharks while the rest of us played it safe. So he deserves some sort of honorable mention for that, if not a free haircut.

Still, you'll notice a number in parentheses next to the record for the playoff predictions. That denotes the number of what we'll call "exactas" for the number of series that were picked with exactly the right number of games. I'm using that as sort of a tie-breaker, I guess, for the non-existent prize I have prepared for the guy that comes out on top of this at the end.

There's a pretty long list of "experts" here, but I can't really say how many of these folks I'm going to find further picks for (no picks up on ESPN as of this typing and no post from the Puck Daddy contributors yet either), but for now, I'm throwing their names in here just to emphasize how awesome I am. (UPDATE: Same idea and some of the same experts here, but indeed most of the Puck Daddy contributors at the bottom of this list won't be having selections published until the Finals, so enjoy their names just for this round.)

I'll take a minute to enjoy that ...

OK.

Thanks.

Now, on to the next round:


Yeah, that certainly was pretty incredible how the Canes got here. I was pretty sorry that I missed that finish, and I'm tempted to believe that such a dramatic season-saving performance creates some sort of momentum Carolina can use to catch Boston off-guard. In the end, however, the Bruins are going to make the Hurricanes pay for every mistake and being well-rested after thoroughly ousting the Habs, I think Boston takes the first two and wins one in Raleigh before closing the series out back at home.

Pittsburgh Penguins over Washington Capitals in six games

The NHL has to be loving this second-round matchup, and Pittsburgh apparently is loving Dan Bylsma enough to finally drop that damned interim tag. With good reason too: the Pens won 18 of their 25 and once again dispatched their cross-state rivals in the playoffs. Sure, the Caps owned the season series, but Pittsburgh's a different team now with an offense that's clicking on all cylinders and seems poised to make a second straight appearance in the finals.

Chicago Blackhawks over Vancouver Canucks in six games

A much tougher call than I'd hoped, and I'm certainly among the believers in what Roberto Luongo can do. Still, had the Hawks not closed out their first-round series on the road, I would have been more pessimistic about their chances in Vancouver. Instead, I'm fairly confident that they can get a win in that tough environment and steal one of the first two games. If they can defend the home ice and continue to capitalize on their power play opportunities, that should be enough to put them in the conference finals.

Detroit Red Wings over Anaheim Ducks in seven games

Oh, so what compels me to put the heavily-favored Red Wings lastly among my confidence in picks? Is it my natural, biased hope that Detroit suffers another early exit? Or am I still regretting not buying the Ducks upsetting the Sharks? Whetever it is, I just cannot bring myself to pick against the Wings in this round. I saw none of the action from their sweep of Columbus, but the evidence leads me to believe that however half-hearted Detroit's play looked at the end of the regular season, they've indeed flipped the necessary playoff switch to ultimately oust Anaheim.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Round One of the Stanley Cup Playoffs

If I'm a little slow about getting into baseball season, it's entirely because the attention that time allows me to pay to sports almost always is looking for post-season play. Within a week, basketball and hockey both begin their playoffs, and yeah, they're not as much fun as baseball or football; it's hard to build up too much enthusiasm for a post-season berth in the two sports about to begin their post-season when it's actually more likely for a team to make the playoffs than it is to miss them (16 out of 30 teams in both leagues get to go to the playoffs).

Nonetheless, I'm maintaining a wee bit of commitment to following up on my "bold" predictions before this NHL season began. And, boy, that wasn't too pretty for a trial run. Aside from the fact that my predicted champion didn't even make the post-season, I only got two of the six division winners right (we'll get into more detail about some later). I suppose there's still the off-chance that Pittsburgh could still come out of the East, whatever that's worth.

Nonetheless, my enthusiasm for a long overdue appearance by the Blackhawks is certainly a lot more palpable compared to the playoff-bound Chicago Bulls. And that's ironic in a small way because that wasn't really the story the last time I remember both teams being in the playoffs. More specifically, I have a very distinct memory of the Blackhawks getting to the Stanley Cup and losing to the Penguins, but none of us really cared or were all that bothered by it because the Bulls were about to repeat as NBA Champions.

Those were very good times, obviously.

Here's hoping for the best this year (I think this set of predictions got us off to a good start). As always, picks are presented in descending order of confidence:

Pittsburgh Penguins over Philadelphia Flyers in six games

I almost forgot about how early I'd written Pittsburgh off before it turned out that interim coach Dan Bylsma would turn the Pens into an offensive threat that can rival last season's. The rematch of cross-state rivals doesn't have the added drama of last season's Eastern Conference Finals meeting, but I'm expecting the same team to come away after fighting off the Flyers a little longer than they had to last year.

Boston Bruins over Montreal Canadiens in six games

It certainly doesn't look good for Montreal on paper, but this is the playoffs and the last time the Boston Bruins were the top seed in the East, they were knocked out in the first round—by the Canadiens. Now, there's also been mention that the Canadiens have won 24 of the 31 playoff series between the two teams, but there's not much good reason to believe that the same big, bad Bruins we've seen all year won't eventually overpower the hapless Habs.



A few weeks ago, I recall watching the Sunday game on NBC and hearing a lot of talk about looking out for Anaheim in the playoffs. Here they are, although admittedly in the last possible spot for the Western Conference. And while they're pretty much flip-flopped from where I imagined where they'd be in terms of home ice at the beginning of the season, the Ducks' lower seed doesn't rerflect a pretty good divisional rivalry that should provide a few good games to watch. Still, the Sharks have played like the best of the West all year and their defense is going to be hard for any team in either conference to deal with.


Chicago Blackhawks over Calgary Flames in six games

Obviously desired outcome aside, the Hawks caught a major break in getting Calgary in the opening round. The Flames are banged up and let their division (along with a first-round home ice advantage) slip away in the final week of the season. I still remember some of Kiprusoff's work in goal from the Flames' run to the Cup five years ago, but he's up against the same goalie he was then in Khabibulin. Only difference this time is that there's going to be hockey in Chicago and it's hard not to imagine the hot Hawks outscoring the Flames, with the infamously young squad perhaps catching a snag or two along the way.


Washington Capitals over New York Rangers in seven games

I'm not terribly fond of Alex Ovechkin, but I can respect the guy's talent. I knew the Caps would be the class of the Southeast, but they're going to have a tough time with New York to start the playoffs with. The Rangers, who rank 28th in goals scored but finished sixth in goals against, are polar opposites of the Capitals, the league's third best team in goals scored but 19th in goals against. Still, Mike Green could be the best defenseman in the NHL and I think Ovechkin's got strong enough support around him if he can't break through in this series.


Detroit Red Wings over Columbus Blue Jackets in seven games


I love watching the Red Wings lose almost as much as Michigan University; it almost feels like both can do so on an almost colossal level. I was tempted to believe that the same sort of thing could happen to the heavily favored Red Wings, running into a young division rival that would just love nothing more than to rain on Detroit's parade. I'm guessing the atmosphere in the arenas of these two closely located cities should be pretty intense, but ultimately I'm suspecting the Red Wings will snap out of their lackadaisical finish to the regular season.


Carolina Hurricanes over New Jersey Devils in seven games

The suddenly resurgent Hurricanes will certainly get a stiff scoring test to start the playoffs in the Devils' Martin Brodeur. But if you haven't noticed, I have yet to predict an upset. I probably should have learned my lesson about underestimating Jersey after they took the Atlantic, but when it comes to the hype surrounding the Canes, I'm totally buying; they won 13 of their last 18 games and Cam Ward caught the sort of fire he had when he took Carolina to the Cup in 2006. Should be long and grueling.


Vancouver Canucks over St. Louis Blues in seven games

Another very tempting upset pick, but I just can't go against the Canucks, who gained themselves some home ice late in the season by taking the division from Calgary. Of course, Vancouver's been a total surprise to me all year (I had them last in the Northwest), and while I'm well aware that Chris Mason's a stud in goal for St. Louis (9-1-1 over his last 11), I'm giving respect to Roberto Luongo and what should be a typically manic home crowd in Vancouver.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Here, there, everywhere

See, there's going to be a day when I actually get to sit down and organize all these silly little things I feel I'm somewhat obligated to update every single time I sit down at the computer. But these days, I'm once again in my "job first" mentality. I know, I know ... "But D. Rock, looking for a bigger job seems like something you've always been doing and always will be doing for the rest of your life. Thanks for finally coming to that realization and welcome to the club."

So anywho, I'm taking about five minutes out here before I go back to craigslist and where ever else it is that my whimsy fances tonight. Wish me luck, but in the meantime, here's a few short thoughts ... let me know what to elaborate on:

  • The Oscars are next Sunday. I still have not seen any of the five films nominated for Best Picture, and what's more, I have no real rooting interest in the show. The best film I saw last year was Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and I'm pretty sure that's not up for anything. That said, I didn't even request the evening off work and I typically close on Sunday nights, so I'm guessing that I'm just going to be hoping that people put the best clips from the actual show online. I don't hear about anybody doing any pools this year either, so it's not sounding like too many friends are planning on a party this year (which actually has seemingly been the story ever since the show got moved up a month). All in all, I'll throw up my predictions, for whatever they're worth, just to say I did, but in all honesty, really haven't had less interest in the broadcast in as long as I can remember. Perhaps if they raise Heth Ledger from the dead to accept his Best Supporting Actor award ...
  • I believe my final score for playoff predictions with my technically correct pick of the Steelers ("I'm sorry, you said something about somebody getting 'killed,' did you?"), I went 6-5, which is acceptable and somewhat amazingly only one game worse than last year's record. I didn't have time to go back yet and see what I wrote about Pittsburgh all year, but I'm planning on looking over what I'd been writing every week this season when football previews start coming out in anticipation of next season. I haven't adjusted yet to not having football, but I usually tend to get swept up in March Madness before fully engulfing my fascination with the NBA and NHL Playoffs going into the summer. This year should prove no different, although I promised myself I'd be writing more about my boys in the U.C., and, well ...
  • As far as the Blackhawks go, I've been feeling pretty good about the team most of the year and I've caught far, far more of their games this year than I did at this point last season. I feel fairly confident that they will indeed make the playoffs and beyond that, have the talent to defeat their first-round opponent. And while it feels good to be boasting about having such a legitimitely good young core that lives up to what's been hyped, there's just no denying that the veteran squads, the more playoff-experienced teams, will probably capitalize on Blackhawks mistakes—errors, I'm guessing, that will get attributed to their youth.
  • The Bulls, on the other hand, have been something of a chore to watch. With the trade deadline approaching, I don't see how you don't say every guy's on the table—except Derrick Rose. And I really don't know how long Vinny truly gets to stick around if something doesn't get accomplished before then. But the newest Bulls trade rumor (these are the types of things we Bulls fans get to constantly participate in and fantasize over ever since the Jordan era ended) involves acquiring Amare Stoudemire from the Phoenix Suns. Needless to say, this move gets an enthusiastic "Hell, Yes!" vote from me (the Bulls would have to part with Drew Gooden, Tyrus Thomas, Thabo Sefolosha, maybe a draft pick or two, possibly Joakim Noah, some guy named Cedric Simmons that I don't even recall ever seeing printed on a Bulls roster this year and probably some money too). Look, the Bulls can probably get in the playoffs this year, but even with a fun, little quick fix like Stoudemire playing with Rose, this team's a million miles from contending for anything. It's still stunning that we were talking about winning the Eastern Conference here a few seasons back, because it hasn't felt like a winning team any time I've turned the Bulls on this season. It's actually kind of heartbreaking.
  • And speaking of heartbreak, let me end on this final thought about the only thing that will always, most surely be the one thing more fucked up than my job satisfaction: The lady didn't take too kindly to me having lunch with XgF—or whatever the hell I called her. It was nothing too dramatic, of course, unless you count the fact that that girl even talked to me again. It certainly was fucked up, I tried to explain to the current lady—the one I still only see once a week and seemingly talk about breaking up with every other week or so—that the ex and I hadn't really spoken in a couple of years. And considering all that happened in just the past year alone, well, that's the kind of stuff that, yeah, I guess I could e-mail her about. Or maybe point to a few blog post or something, had I actually typed up some of the trouble I had gotten in, but for the most part I was too scared shitless to even type up how scared I was at the time. But that time's gone now and everything's better ... or getting better, I guess. Still getting organized, cleaning things up.
  • OK, lots to do tomorrow.

Friday, November 28, 2008

"Quarters mostly"

They're already through the first quarter of the season in the NHL, which means ... well, I don't really know what it means. It means right now is the time of year for some teams where fans might be enormously disappointed or totally flabbergasted by how their team has performed so far.

Being that I get off to a slow start getting into almost all sports (with the exception of football this year, obviously), I've been doing my best to try and keep up with the Blackhawks. And from what I've seen so far, it seems like this year I will actually get to see Chicago in the post-season. True, there's still a long way to go and the team is currently a mere seven-seed, but there's a lot more reason for optimism about these Hawks than there's been in recent years.

That said, here's five quick thoughts about how I'm feeling and what I'm looking for in the rest of the season:
  • There's no real No. 1 goaltender. Or at least nobody has, in my mind, dominated the job so thoroughly that I favor one over the other. Neither guy excites me, but I don't dislike either. Khabibulin's injury will give Huet a good opportunity to prove himself if he's up to the job, but I wouldn't get too excited about Crawford seeing his time while Khabi's out. It sounds like he'll be back fairly quickly and the only question will be if Huet has not given reason to be benched.
  • The Savard firing was awkward only in its timing. In hindsight, it's fairly easy to believe that the move was discussed some time ago and barring the Hawks coming out undefeated, he was going to be axed as soon as the public relations tour had maxed out its potential. (And judging by ratings so far this year, it did pretty well.) Still, Coach Q has come in and made my impression of the team become less about a seemingly justified concern with the defense and more about a rewarded hope in the offense.
  • The Hawks have potential in their scoring (3.45 GFA is 3rd in the league), so I'd have no complaints if the offense can continue to prove itself to be a constant threat to the point that opposing teams would know they're fucked on a power play. So far, they're one of the better teams in the league on that. If they can maintain a solid reputation of being dangerous on that end of the ice, it would make them an extremely dangerous team in the playoffs.
  • OK, Patrick Kane is pretty good. But what do you want me to say? Wasn't it fair to worry about grabbing a bust? Or still bemoan the fact that Sidney Crosby ended up in fucking Pittsburgh, where their fucking hero was threatening to take the team out of town a couple years ago. But I'm over all of that. Kane's been fun to watch and he's putting up the numbers too (9th in the league with 26 points, which is well ahead of pace of the 72 he had last season).
  • I've said it before, but I mean, really. I was sitting in the car today on the way home listening to the Blackhawks on the radio ... on WGN. That's the same station as the Cubs, but the amount of listeners it has when the North Siders aren't playing is still pretty remarkable. And when I got home, they were on WGN's TV station too. That's only an up-button press or two away from the national networks. And my folks don't have cable.
That's still pretty remarkable to me, being able to catch all these hockey games. I haven't been as avid a hockey fan until the past five or so seasons when the playoffs seemed to capture my fascination every summer, but for the long-time suffering fans of the team, this is what they bitched about for years under Dollar Bill. When I met Rocky at the Binny's downtown for a bottle signing, that was the thing people kept saying to him: "Thanks for finally getting the home games on TV."

I can't imagine how happy they are, but I'm getting an idea.

And it feels great.
[Post Title derived from this classic Mr. Show sketch.]

Thursday, October 16, 2008

"FLY ON THE WALL"

INT. UNITED CENTER - THURSDAY MORNING

DALE TALLON
Savvy, get in here.

DENIS SAVARD
Yeah, Dale?

DALE
What's this I'm reading about that Khabibulin guy being in goal last night? What about that other fella' I brought in here? The French one.

DENIS
But Dale, we won the game! Nikolai made 29 saves!

Tallon rubs his chin, shakes his head. He sighs deeply.

DENIS
What else could you possibly want from me?

DALE
Well I don't know. Scotty, what do you think?

SCOTTY BOWMAN
Fire him.

DENIS
WHAT?!


Tallon shrugs his shoulders.

DALE
Sorry, Savvy. You know how it is.

DENIS
But we're only four games into the season! You can't be serious! We were three freaking points away from making the playoffs last year!


Tallon looks over to Bowman.

DALE
Scotty? A little help here?

SCOTTY
Fire him.

Tallon looks back to Savard, points to the door.

DALE
You heard the man.


Savard walks toward the door.

DENIS
This is unbelievable. What do you think you're going to do now? Who could you possibly bring in?


Door FLIES OPEN.

JOEL QUENNEVILLE
Am I late?

DENIS
What the hell are you doing here? I thought you were just some part-time scout now.

Quenneville HICCUPS, waves his hand in front of his mouth.

JOEL
Nope. I'm your replacement, dickhead.

DENIS
What? Have you even committed to the Indian yet?


Quenneville HICCUPS again. Savard winces.

DENIS
What is that? Bourbon?

DALE
We're going in a new direction, Savvy. This guy's been a winner in St. Louis, Colorado, and he just doesn't have any baggage.

DENIS
But he just got a D.U.I.! Last month! For driving without his freaking headlights on!

DALE
Yeah, well ...


Quenneville VOMITS in trash can, wipes mouth with sleeve.

SCOTTY
Make him leave.


Tallon places hand on Savard's shoulder.

DALE
I can walk you out if you'd like.

DENIS
But he hasn't even committed to the Indian! I thought you guys loved that stuff.

Door FLIES OPEN.


JOHN MCDONOUGH
Woo hoo! We're on our way now!

DENIS
John, how could you do this to me? He didn't commit to the Indian!

JOHN
Savvy, Savvy, Savvy. Don't worry. We loved that whole thing where you got pissed last year and pushed the jerseys ... It was all great. Really, it was.

DENIS
But?

JOHN
But we're going in a new direction. Don't worry though. You'll always be a part of the family.


Door FLIES OPEN.


ROCKY WIRTZ
Did you tell him yet?

JOHN
Yeah, just broke the news.

ROCKY
How ya' feelin', Denny?

DENIS
Miserable. I didn't even see this coming. It's almost as though you took somebody very close to me and slashed their throat with a skate, and I'm now watching them bleed to death all over a fresh sheet of ice, gasping for air and looking to me for help and all I'm able to do is——

Door FLIES OPEN.


TOMMY HAWK
Can I finally take this fucking thing off?

ROCKY
Sure. Give it to Denny here. He should probably see if it will fit.


Tommy Hawk removes headgear.


BOBBY HULL
God damn ... Hot as a cunt in that thing.

DENIS
You're making me the fucking mascot?

ROCKY
Hey, Denny, do we need to remind you ...

ROCKY, BOBBY, DALE and JOHN
(in unison)
YOU COMMITTED TO THE INDIAN!


Quenneville VOMITS in trash can again.

SCOTTY
Get him out of here.

DENIS
You're talking about him, right?

Savard points to Quenneville, still bent over trash can. Bowman shakes his head "NO."

Thursday, October 09, 2008

2008-09 NHL Predictions

I haven't always been a big hockey fan, but my interest has consistently grown further out from the always entertaining post-season. This year, with the Blackhawks actually being talked about, actually having "a buzz" in this town again, and actually being on fucking television (WGN?!?!) for every game this season, well, I'm quietly going out of my mind.

I fully intend to get my ass out to at least one game at the UC this year, but beyond that, I'm looking forward to following the sport even more closely than I did last season. Hopefully I won't find myself looking over the television schedule on the eve of the playoffs and feeling like I know absolutely nothing about any of the teams involved.

But that said, let me begin my commitment to the new hockey season by doing something I've never done before, and that's lay out some picks.

Once again, the Detroit Red Wings seem to be a popular choice to win the Stanley Cup. That's a safe bet and certainly a logical choice. And I suppose the Cup is due for a repeat winner one of these years.

But beyond my simple hate for the Red Wings, I just think somebody's bound to simply want it more this year. Here's how I see things breaking down:



Eastern Conference

Atlantic
Pittsburgh Penguins
Philadelphia Flyers
New Jersey Devils
New York Rangers
New York Islanders

Northeast
Montreal Canadiens
Boston Bruins

Ottawa Senators
Buffalo Sabres
Toronto Maple Leafs
Southeast
Washington Capitals
Carolina Hurricanes
Tampa Bay Lightning
Atlanta Thrashers
Florida Panthers


Western Conference


Central
Detroit Red Wings
Chicago Blackhawks

Nashville Predators
Columbus Blue Jackets
St. Louis Blues

Northwest

Calgary Flames
Edmonton Oilers
Colorado Avalanche
Minnesota Wild

Vancouver Canucks

Pacific
Anaheim Ducks
Dallas Stars
San Jose Sharks

Phoenix Coyotes
Los Angeles Kings



Stanley Cup Finals

Dallas Stars
over
Pittsburgh Penguins
in six games


There will be actual commentary (and not just images of jerseys) throughout the year, I swear.