Yeah, Right

Sonny Bono's widow, Rep. Mary Bono (R-CA), says that—get this—her annual congressional salary of $165,200 won't be enough to pay for her one kid's college education at the University of Southern California. Oh, and they need satellite radio and Bluetooth technology for their two new cars.

Wow, heartbreaking isn't it? Here's some helpful advice: make your spoiled brat who likes to "live life on the wild side" get a fucking job. It worked for the rest of us.