Oh, and the fantasy team, as you can plainly see, is nothing short of an unmitigated disaster these days. I'm not in last yet, but there's still time. The highest-earning scorer on my team this week was my fucking kicker. I toyed with the idea of posting a screen grab of the "optimal" results as well, but it really wouldn't have proved anything since my bench is also bad and I would've still lost anyway. And just to prove how oblivious I am to what has been available to teams as the season winds down, I noticed that Vince Young was claimed off of waivers, which probably would have helped me a lot had I not apparently had my head up my ass. Oh, but I did nab Khalil Bell! As you can see, he was a perfect compliment to Marshawn Lynch as both my backs earned solid goose eggs. I haven't had such an accomplishment I wanted noticed less since the time I hit three triple-ones in darts.
Anyway, in the pool I do care about, my 10-6 record was good for 108 points. That was good for sixth place (out of 12) and brought me to 1021 points on the year and still keeps me in second place overall. At 114-62 (.648) on the year, I'm two games better than I was last year at this point in the season and I'm also 47 points ahead of that pace. So that's encouraging, I suppose.
As for the usual group of pickers I follow, Pete Prisco of CBS Sports, Chris Mortensen of ESPN, and both Michael Silver and Charles Robinson of Yahoo all went 12-4 last week to lead the way. The bro-in-law, Jason Cole, Eric Allen, and Merrill Hoge were all right behind at 11-5. Adam Schefter and Mark Schlereth also went 10-6 like me, while Ron Jaworski technically did better at 10-5. Seth Wickersham went 9-7 but Mike Golic ends up the big loser of the week at 8-8.
Now, on the year (numbers in parentheses still indicating where the dude stood in the rankings last week):
1. (1) Merril Hoge, ESPN: 123-53 (.699)
1. (2) Michael Silver, Yahoo: 123-53 (.699)
3. (3) Charles Robinson, Yahoo: 121-55 (.688)
4. (6) Chris Mortensen, ESPN: 120-56 (.682)
5. (3) Adam Schefter, ESPN: 119-57 (.676)
6. (7) Mark Schlereth, ESPN: 117-59 (.665)
6. (9) LEV, crazy colored glasses: 117-59 (.665)
8. (8) Ron Jaworski, ESPN: 109-55 (.665)
9. (5) Mike Golic, ESPN: 116-59 (.663)
10. (9) Seth Wickersham, ESPN: 115-61 (.653)
10. (11) Jason Cole, Yahoo: 115-61 (.653)
12. (11) YOURS TRULY: 114-62 (.648)
12. (13) Eric Allen, ESPN: 114-62 (.648)
14. (14) Pete Prisco, CBS Sports: 111-65 (.631)
There's still five teams who've cost me more than they've earned me, while also keeping last year at this time in mind, I only had three negative teams (Buffalo was even at that point). So still work to be done:1. (2) Michael Silver, Yahoo: 123-53 (.699)
3. (3) Charles Robinson, Yahoo: 121-55 (.688)
4. (6) Chris Mortensen, ESPN: 120-56 (.682)
5. (3) Adam Schefter, ESPN: 119-57 (.676)
6. (7) Mark Schlereth, ESPN: 117-59 (.665)
6. (9) LEV, crazy colored glasses: 117-59 (.665)
8. (8) Ron Jaworski, ESPN: 109-55 (.665)
9. (5) Mike Golic, ESPN: 116-59 (.663)
10. (9) Seth Wickersham, ESPN: 115-61 (.653)
10. (11) Jason Cole, Yahoo: 115-61 (.653)
12. (11) YOURS TRULY: 114-62 (.648)
12. (13) Eric Allen, ESPN: 114-62 (.648)
14. (14) Pete Prisco, CBS Sports: 111-65 (.631)
- Last week: Lost to Seattle, 27-17 (+7)
- Actual Record: 1-10
- My predicted record: 0-11
- My record at predicting their record: 10-1
- Points scored for me with wins: 0
- Points scored for me with losses: +113
- Points taken from me with wins: -6
- Points taken from me with losses: 0
- Plus/Minus: +107
2. (2) TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS
- Last week: Lost to Atlanta, 20-17 (+14)
- Actual Record: 1-10
- My predicted record: 0-11
- My record at predicting their record: 10-1
- Points scored for me with wins: 0
- Points scored for me with losses: +117
- Points taken from me with wins: -13
- Points taken from me with losses: 0
- Plus/Minus: +104
3. (4) CLEVELAND BROWNS
- Last week: Lost to Cincinnati, 16-7 (+16)
- Actual Record: 1-10
- My predicted record: 0-11
- My record at predicting their record: 10-1
- Points scored for me with wins: 0
- Points scored for me with losses: +106
- Points taken from me with wins: -7
- Points taken from me with losses: 0
- Plus/Minus: +99
4. (5) DETROIT LIONS
- Last week: Lost to Green Bay, 34-12 (+11)
- Actual Record: 2-9
- My predicted record: 2-9
- My record at predicting their record: 9-2
- Points scored for me with wins: +6
- Points scored for me with losses: +101
- Points taken from me with wins: -8
- Points taken from me with losses: -6
- Plus/Minus: +93
5. (3) NEW ORLEANS SAINTS
- Last week: Beat New England, 38-17 (-5)
- Actual Record: 11-0
- My predicted record: 8-3
- My record at predicting their record: 8-3
- Points scored for me with wins: +88
- Points scored for me with losses: 0
- Points taken from me with wins: -7
- Points taken from me with losses: 0
- Plus/Minus: +81
- Last week: Beat St. Louis, 27-17 (+7)
- Actual Record: 4-7
- My predicted record: 6-5
- My record at predicting their record: 9-2
- Points scored for me with wins: +34
- Points scored for me with losses: +52
- Points taken from me with wins: 0
- Points taken from me with losses: -7
- Plus/Minus: +79
7. (8) MINNESOTA VIKINGS
- Last week: Beat Chicago, 36-10 (+13)
- Actual Record: 10-1
- My predicted record: 8-3
- My record at predicting their record: 9-2
- Points scored for me with wins: +81
- Points scored for me with losses: +4
- Points taken from me with wins: -8
- Points taken from me with losses: 0
- Plus/Minus: +77
- Last week: Beat Houston, 35-27 (-1)
- Actual Record: 11-0
- My predicted record: 9-2
- My record at predicting their record: 9-2
- Points scored for me with wins: +76
- Points scored for me with losses: 0
- Points taken from me with wins: -4
- Points taken from me with losses: 0
- Plus/Minus: +72
9. (9) SAN DIEGO CHARGERS
- Last week: Beat Kansas City, 43-14 (+15)
- Actual Record: 8-3
- My predicted record: 6-5
- My record at predicting their record: 9-2
- Points scored for me with wins: +58
- Points scored for me with losses: +13
- Points taken from me with wins: -6
- Points taken from me with losses: 0
- Plus/Minus: +65
10. (9) WASHINGTON REDSKINS
- Last week: Lost to Philadelphia, 27-24 (+12)
- Actual Record: 3-8
- My predicted record: 5-6
- My record at predicting their record: 8-3
- Points scored for me with wins: +25
- Points scored for me with losses: +61
- Points taken from me with wins: -11
- Points taken from me with losses: -13
- Plus/Minus: +62
11. (12) ATLANTA FALCONS
- Last week: Beat Tampa Bay, 20-17 (+14)
- Actual Record: 6-5
- My predicted record: 6-5
- My record at predicting their record: 9-2
- Points scored for me with wins: +40
- Points scored for me with losses: +29
- Points taken from me with wins: -3
- Points taken from me with losses: -5
- Plus/Minus: +61
12. (9) DALLAS COWBOYS
- Last week: Beat Oakland, 24-7 (+10)
- Actual Record: 8-3
- My predicted record: 8-3
- My record at predicting their record: 9-2
- Points scored for me with wins: +70
- Points scored for me with losses: +4
- Points taken from me with wins: -5
- Points taken from me with losses: -9
- Plus/Minus: +60
13. (16) KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
- Last week: Lost to San Diego, 43-14 (+15)
- Actual Record: 3-8
- My predicted record: 2-9
- My record at predicting their record: 8-3
- Points scored for me with wins: +1
- Points scored for me with losses: +74
- Points taken from me with wins: -21
- Points taken from me with losses: -2
- Plus/Minus: +52
14. (18) OAKLAND RAIDERS
- Last week: Lost to Dallas, 24-7 (+10)
- Actual Record: 3-8
- My predicted record: 1-10
- My record at predicting their record: 9-2
- Points scored for me with wins: +4
- Points scored for me with losses: +69
- Points taken from me with wins: -29
- Points taken from me with losses: 0
- Plus/Minus: +44
15. (17) CAROLINA PANTHERS
- Last week: Lost to New York Jets, 17-6 (+6)
- Actual Record: 4-7
- My predicted record: 4-7
- My record at predicting their record: 7-4
- Points scored for me with wins: +18
- Points scored for me with losses: +47
- Points taken from me with wins: -13
- Points taken from me with losses: -10
- Plus/Minus: +42
16. (13) NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
- Last week: Lost to New Orleans, 38-17 (-5)
- Actual Record: 7-4
- My predicted record: 10-1
- My record at predicting their record: 6-5
- Points scored for me with wins: +66
- Points scored for me with losses: 0
- Points taken from me with wins: -3
- Points taken from me with losses: -23
- Plus/Minus: +40
17. (22) PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
- Last week: Beat Washington, 27-24 (+12)
- Actual Record: 7-4
- My predicted record: 8-3
- My record at predicting their record: 8-3
- Points scored for me with wins: +51
- Points scored for me with losses: +9
- Points taken from me with wins: -5
- Points taken from me with losses: -19
- Plus/Minus: +36
18. (14) BUFFALO BILLS
- Last week: Beat Miami, 31-14 (-8)
- Actual Record: 4-7
- My predicted record: 2-9
- My record at predicting their record: 7-4
- Points scored for me with wins: +10
- Points scored for me with losses: +57
- Points taken from me with wins: -26
- Points taken from me with losses: -7
- Plus/Minus: +34
19. (14) NEW YORK GIANTS
- Last week: Lost to Denver, 26-6 (-9)
- Actual Record: 6-5
- My predicted record: 11-0
- My record at predicting their record: 6-5
- Points scored for me with wins: +62
- Points scored for me with losses: 0
- Points taken from me with wins: 0
- Points taken from me with losses: -29
- Plus/Minus: +33
20. (23) CHICAGO BEARS
- Last week: Lost to Minnesota, 36-10 (+13)
- Actual Record: 4-7
- My predicted record: 8-3
- My record at predicting their record: 5-6
- Points scored for me with wins: +33
- Points scored for me with losses: +15
- Points taken from me with wins: -9
- Points taken from me with losses: -11
- Plus/Minus: +28
21. (20) BALTIMORE RAVENS
- Last week: Beat Pittsburgh, 20-17 (-2)
- Actual Record: 6-5
- My predicted record: 8-3
- My record at predicting their record: 5-6
- Points scored for me with wins: +43
- Points scored for me with losses: +4
- Points taken from me with wins: -4
- Points taken from me with losses: -18
- Plus/Minus: +25
22. (19) MIAMI DOLPHINS
- Last week: Lost to Buffalo, 31-14 (-8)
- Actual Record: 5-6
- My predicted record: 5-6
- My record at predicting their record: 7-4
- Points scored for me with wins: +14
- Points scored for me with losses: +25
- Points taken from me with wins: -6
- Points taken from me with losses: -9
- Plus/Minus: +24
22. (20) SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS
- Last week: Beat Jacksonville, 20-3 (-3)
- Actual Record: 5-6
- My predicted record: 2-9
- My record at predicting their record: 6-5
- Points scored for me with wins: +11
- Points scored for me with losses: +33
- Points taken from me with wins: -13
- Points taken from me with losses: -7
- Plus/Minus: +24
- Last week: Beat Detroit, 34-12 (+11)
- Actual Record: 7-4
- My predicted record: 8-3
- My record at predicting their record: 6-5
- Points scored for me with wins: +54
- Points scored for me with losses: +5
- Points taken from me with wins: -10
- Points taken from me with losses: -31
- Plus/Minus: +18
25. (27) TENNESSEE TITANS
- Last week: Beat Arizona, 20-17 (+4)
- Actual Record: 5-6
- My predicted record: 6-5
- My record at predicting their record: 6-5
- Points scored for me with wins: +15
- Points scored for me with losses: +24
- Points taken from me with wins: -8
- Points taken from me with losses: -21
- Plus/Minus: +10
26. (24) PITTSBURGH STEELERS
- Last week: Lost to Baltimore, 20-17 (-2)
- Actual Record: 6-5
- My predicted record: 10-1
- My record at predicting their record: 5-6
- Points scored for me with wins: +44
- Points scored for me with losses: 0
- Points taken from me with wins: -1
- Points taken from me with losses: -36
- Plus/Minus: +7
27. (25) JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS
- Last week: Lost to San Francisco, 20-3 (-3)
- Actual Record: 6-5
- My predicted record: 6-5
- My record at predicting their record: 5-6
- Points scored for me with wins: +24
- Points scored for me with losses: +14
- Points taken from me with wins: -24
- Points taken from me with losses: -10
- Plus/Minus: +4
28. (28) HOUSTON TEXANS
- Last week: Lost to Indianapolis, 35-27 (-1)
- Actual Record: 5-6
- My predicted record: 6-5
- My record at predicting their record: 6-5
- Points scored for me with wins: +17
- Points scored for me with losses: +14
- Points taken from me with wins: -20
- Points taken from me with losses: -16
- Plus/Minus: -5
28. (30) NEW YORK JETS
- Last week: Beat Carolina, 17-6 (+6)
- Actual Record: 5-6
- My predicted record: 5-6
- My record at predicting their record: 5-6
- Points scored for me with wins: +14
- Points scored for me with losses: +19
- Points taken from me with wins: -17
- Points taken from me with losses: -21
- Plus/Minus: -5
30. (31) ARIZONA CARDINALS
- Last week: Lost to Tennessee, 20-17 (+4)
- Actual Record: 7-4
- My predicted record: 5-6
- My record at predicting their record: 5-6
- Points scored for me with wins: +21
- Points scored for me with losses: +6
- Points taken from me with wins: -24
- Points taken from me with losses: -15
- Plus/Minus: -12
31. (28) DENVER BRONCOS
- Last week: Beat New York Giants, 26-6 (-9)
- Actual Record: 7-4
- My predicted record: 7-4
- My record at predicting their record: 5-6
- Points scored for me with wins: +15
- Points scored for me with losses: +5
- Points taken from me with wins: -19
- Points taken from me with losses: -14
- Plus/Minus: -13
32. (32) CINCINNATI BENGALS
- Last week: Beat Cleveland, 16-7 (+16)
- Actual Record: 8-3
- My predicted record: 5-6
- My record at predicting their record: 2-9
- Points scored for me with wins: +26
- Points scored for me with losses: 0
- Points taken from me with wins: -37
- Points taken from me with losses: -28
- Plus/Minus: -39
The three-point spot has officially been locked in as a loser this year, but everything above nine's looking good too:
16-point games: 4-1
15-point games: 5-1
14-point games: 7-2
13-point games: 10-2
12-point games: 12-0
11-point games: 9-3
10-point games: 10-2
9-point games: 9-3
8-point games: 8-4
7-point games: 5-7
6-point games: 7-5
5-point games: 6-6
4-point games: 8-4
3-point games: 3-9
2-point games: 7-5
1-point games: 4-8
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