14 pointsWashington Redskins (4-1) over St. Louis Rams (0-4)
The Rams are bad on both sides of the ball and the Redskins are hot.
Have you seen Detroit play? They're bad. Like, really bad.
And the Vikings so need a "gimme" right now.
12 points
New York Giants (4-0) over Cleveland Browns (1-3)
Did you realize that the last three teams the Giants played (St. Louis, Cincinnati and Seattle) have won a total of one game this season? I'm not saying the schedule's soft, but I'm just saying ...
11 points
Dallas Cowboys (4-1) over Arizona Cardinals (3-2)
Please delay my seat on the Buzzsaw bandwagon for another week.
10 points
New Orleans Saints (2-3) over Oakland Raiders (0-3)
I foresee a very big week for Drew Brees.
9 points
Chicago Bears (3-2) over Atlanta Falcons (3-2)
From what I hear, Atlanta is still not a very good football team.
This is a win Philly must have early in the season. They're the better team on paper and they should be able to prove it.
7 points
New York Jets (2-2) over Cincinnati Bengals (0-5)
Oh, I'm guessing that the Bengals will put a good scare on New York for a while (Carson Palmer could have a big game). But Favre has been playing pretty good himself (110.8 QB Rating), and the hell if Cincy's first win is this week.
6 points
Denver Broncos (4-1) over Jacksonville Jaguars (2-3)
It's going to be hard for the dreaded Jags to screw me over in Denver.
5 points
Indianapolis Colts (2-2) over Baltimore Ravens (2-2)
It's tempting to pick a Baltimore team that's coming off two pretty close losses, but the Colts are due to give their new home a win.
4 points
Houston Texans (0-4) over Miami Dolphins (2-2)
One of the league's winless teams is bound to get something in the other column, I suppose. Don't get me wrong; the Dolphins are nowhere near as shitty as they were last year.
3 points
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-2) over Carolina Panthers (4-1)
Highly likely to be a very enjoyable football game. Or, at the very least, a close one. The Bucs are at home and are pretty successful when playing there.
2 points
New England Patriots (3-1) over San Diego Chargers (2-3)
Because it's still that time of the year where it's OK for the Chargers to totally disappoint you.
1 point
Green Bay Packers (2-3) over Seattle Seahwaks (1-3)
Truly the lesser of two evils. I really wasn't enthusiastic about picking either team.
Duh.
13 points
Minnesota Vikings (2-3) over Detroit Lions (0-4)
13 pointsMinnesota Vikings (2-3) over Detroit Lions (0-4)
Have you seen Detroit play? They're bad. Like, really bad.
And the Vikings so need a "gimme" right now.
12 pointsNew York Giants (4-0) over Cleveland Browns (1-3)
Did you realize that the last three teams the Giants played (St. Louis, Cincinnati and Seattle) have won a total of one game this season? I'm not saying the schedule's soft, but I'm just saying ...
11 pointsDallas Cowboys (4-1) over Arizona Cardinals (3-2)
Please delay my seat on the Buzzsaw bandwagon for another week.
10 pointsNew Orleans Saints (2-3) over Oakland Raiders (0-3)
I foresee a very big week for Drew Brees.
9 pointsChicago Bears (3-2) over Atlanta Falcons (3-2)
From what I hear, Atlanta is still not a very good football team.
I hope they're right.
8 points
Philadelphia Eagles (2-3) over San Francisco 49ers (2-3)
8 pointsPhiladelphia Eagles (2-3) over San Francisco 49ers (2-3)
This is a win Philly must have early in the season. They're the better team on paper and they should be able to prove it.
7 pointsNew York Jets (2-2) over Cincinnati Bengals (0-5)
Oh, I'm guessing that the Bengals will put a good scare on New York for a while (Carson Palmer could have a big game). But Favre has been playing pretty good himself (110.8 QB Rating), and the hell if Cincy's first win is this week.
6 pointsDenver Broncos (4-1) over Jacksonville Jaguars (2-3)
It's going to be hard for the dreaded Jags to screw me over in Denver.
5 pointsIndianapolis Colts (2-2) over Baltimore Ravens (2-2)
It's tempting to pick a Baltimore team that's coming off two pretty close losses, but the Colts are due to give their new home a win.
4 pointsHouston Texans (0-4) over Miami Dolphins (2-2)
One of the league's winless teams is bound to get something in the other column, I suppose. Don't get me wrong; the Dolphins are nowhere near as shitty as they were last year.
3 pointsTampa Bay Buccaneers (3-2) over Carolina Panthers (4-1)
Highly likely to be a very enjoyable football game. Or, at the very least, a close one. The Bucs are at home and are pretty successful when playing there.
2 pointsNew England Patriots (3-1) over San Diego Chargers (2-3)
Because it's still that time of the year where it's OK for the Chargers to totally disappoint you.
1 pointGreen Bay Packers (2-3) over Seattle Seahwaks (1-3)
Truly the lesser of two evils. I really wasn't enthusiastic about picking either team.
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